$2.5 Trillion? No no, I’ll tell ya what we gotta do. First, we need to give 11 trillion to all the first-born sons in states that start with the letter M, N, or S, who are notorious for spending very loosely. Then confiscate all the financial assets of everyone over the age of 65 (and I think possibly their cars and major appliances as well, though my thinking is still evolving on that part), sell them for 49 trillion to the Chinese, and then invest that back into honey-bees. Finally, we loan 236 grajillion to the Orcs of the planet Nebulon, on a guarantee that we have mining rights to all their precious anthracite, which is certain to be the coin of the future.
If that doesn’t get things moving again in the financial sector, nothing will.
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